Posted 4 days ago

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

(Source: octopusmotor)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 1 week ago

cokeflow:

I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

(Source: fingerblaster113)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

Posted 1 week ago

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

Posted 1 week ago
sckrpnch:

When you make a new best friend

sckrpnch:

When you make a new best friend

Posted 1 week ago

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Posted 1 week ago

luciferhxmmings:

can we just take a minute to thank all the bands whose concert tickets are cheap because they understand that most of us are broke teenagers that can’t even afford a pack of gum

Posted 1 week ago