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heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

Posted 1 day ago

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

(Source: cooldude10000million)

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spankmeniall:

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

(Source: nialllhoran)

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yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

Posted 2 days ago

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

Posted 2 days ago

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

Posted 2 days ago